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ChangeClip "Yo mama's so fat, when she weighed herself on her talkin scale,it said 'One at a time, please'"
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu."
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family."
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's so fat, I ran outta gas passing her on the freeway!"
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's so fat, when she get her shoes shined she got to take the man's word for it."
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's so dumb, she sold her car so she could have gas money."
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's so fat, she got a tattoo on her ass of America.....actual size."
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's so nasty, she used to work at a sperm bank, but got fired for drinking on the job."
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles cars slow down."
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs."
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's so ugly, doctors hire her to stand outside their offices to make people sick."
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's so black, when the cops shot at her, the bullets came back for flashlights."
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's so ugly, that when you take her to the zoo, they thank you for bringing her back!"
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's so nasty, she has to wear long dresses to hide the no pest strip."
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's so nasty, she can make $50 at the sperm bank just by spitting in a cup!"
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's like a shot gun, one cock and she's ready to blow."
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's so old, her tits give off powdered milk."
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ChangeClip "Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed 3 commercials!"
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